I love Jack. I love Sam. I have never read a decent story with them as a couple so here is a list of what I have read and wish never to see again. LOL

Okay--here is what many s/j shippers do that I abhor.
-Jack is a dick
-Sam is a crybaby
-Jack is a bully
-Sam is a virgin? WTF?
-Sam is not smart
-hurt/comfort where she is a crybaby and Jack is her daddy
-she doesn't like sex
-secret room in the SGC
-babies that are stolen by aliens
-multiple children
-housewife Sam
-stay at home daddy Jack
-presidential allowance for breaking hte regs and dating while on the same team
-helpless Sam
-bad driver Sam
-Jack calling her 'little girl"
-sex over a desk
-Sam is scared of Jack's penis
-Sam has never given a blowjob
-Sam has never had anyone go down on her
-nymphomaniac Sam
-rapist Jack
-Thor erases Sam's memory of having a child with Jack and takes the baby
-use of "Oh Jack, you're so big and strong!"

I could go on. I have never found a Sam/Jack story that was good. I crave foran adult relationship bewteen equals who have a great time in bed. Just a grown up relationship. Capable Sam te Colonel with three star General who loves her, doesn't want to dominate or humiliate her. Cherishes her. Values her opinion. You know,m the guy in teh show?

If you could give the fandom that? I would die of squee.