So Jack makes the whole team strip down to their underwear due to the heat, sends Daniel to collect a sample of the pollen (as a penalty for not warning them sooner) and shows Janet the pollen all over their clothes. Ought to be enough to satisfy the U.C.M.J.

Still, the video of their arrival through the Gate may be making the rounds at the S.G.C. Holiday party that year... ;)

I loves me a good cliché fic, and this one had the added benefit of the sensory memory of how wonderful cool water can feel on a hot day. Thank you.